There's No Minimum Angel Check Size

◂ zachholman.com There’s No Minimum Angel Check Size May 1, 2026 I remember one time I had this guy call me up, wanted to pitch me, right? Wanted to sell me stock. So I let him. I got every fuckin’ rebuttal outta this guy, kept him on the phone for an hour and a half. Towards the end I started askin’ him buying questions, like what’s the firm minimum? That’s a buying question, right there. That guy’s gotta take me down. It’s not like I asked him, what’s your 800 number? That’s a fuckoff question. I was givin’ him a run and he blew it. Okay? To a question like what is the firm minimum, the answer is zero. You don’t like the idea, don’t pick up a single share. But this putz is tellin’ me you know, uhh, 100 shares? Wrong answer! No! You have to be closing all the time.

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