Let’s-A-Go…Into The Ground With These Mario-Themed Coffins
Mario will live forever, but we won't.
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Let’s-A-Go…Into The Ground With These Mario-Themed Coffins Mario will live forever, but we won't. Super Mario Bros.The Super Mario Bros. Movie By Rebekah Valentine Published April 28, 2026 | Comments (0) | 𝕏 Copied! © Kotaku / OMIA silhouettes (Shutterstock) You ever think about how, unlike Mario, humans only have one life and eventually will be consigned back to the earth, never to rise, run, and jump again? Hey, me too! And I’ve got some great news—whenever you and I happen to descend that eternal Warp Pipe into oblivion, we can do so in style. Mario style. Check this out: View this post on Instagram This comes from Bignotto (via Voxel), a Brazilian urn and coffin manufacturer with an…enthusiastic…social media presence that it’s currently using to advertise Mario-themed coffins.
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