Cops bust creep carrying pet fish and exposing his ‘chimichanga’ outside Florida Taco Bell
A Florida man was arrested outside a Taco Bell for indecent exposure while carrying a pet fish. Brandon Irizarry, 28, was found with his pants down and a Betta fish in a plastic container in his backpack. The fish, named Baja Blast, was later taken to a local Humane Society for care.
- ▪Brandon Irizarry, 28, was arrested for unlawful exposure of sexual organs outside a Taco Bell.
- ▪He was found with three pairs of pants pulled down and a Betta fish in a plastic container.
- ▪The Flagler County Sheriff's Office shared the incident on Facebook, highlighting the unusual circumstances.
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US News Cops bust creep carrying pet fish and exposing his ‘chimichanga’ outside Florida Taco Bell By Chris Nesi Published May 31, 2026, 5:51 p.m. ET See more of our coverage in your search results. Add The New York Post on Google No quiero. A Florida homeless man was arrested outside a Taco Bell wearing three pairs of pulled-down pants with his “chimichanga” on full display, the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office described in a hilarious accounting of the incident. An employee of the restaurant called the cops on the perv just before 1 a.m. Friday when it became clear the deranged man wasn’t taking his order to go. 3 Brandon Irizarry, 28, was busted outside a Florida Taco Bell late Friday with his “chimichanga” out on display, cops said.
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