Comedian says Megan Thee Stallion needs a ‘real man’ after Klay Thompson breakup in scathing ‘SNL’ sketch: ‘He’s dirt’
During a 'Weekend Update' segment on 'Saturday Night Live,' comedian Kam Patterson mocked Klay Thompson following his breakup with Megan Thee Stallion, joking that Thompson was unknown and unworthy of her. Patterson humorously positioned himself as a 'real man' Megan should date, referencing his role on the show and sending fake DMs to her on air. The sketch comes after Megan confirmed their split, citing fidelity and respect as non-negotiable in relationships.
- ▪Kam Patterson joked about Klay Thompson on 'SNL,' pretending not to know who he was and calling him 'dirt.'
- ▪Patterson claimed Megan Thee Stallion needs a 'real man' and humorously suggested himself, referencing his job in entertainment.
- ▪Megan Thee Stallion confirmed her split from Thompson, stating that fidelity and respect are essential in relationships.
- ▪Patterson displayed fake DMs he allegedly sent to Megan during the sketch, playing into the comedic persona.
- ▪Thompson has not publicly addressed the cheating allegations, while Stephen A. Smith defended him off-air.
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Celebrity News Comedian says Megan Thee Stallion needs a ‘real man’ after Klay Thompson breakup in scathing ‘SNL’ sketch: ‘He’s dirt’ By Vanessa Serna Published May 3, 2026, 12:08 p.m. ET “Saturday Night Live” star Kam Patterson jokingly called out NBA player Klay Thompson for allegedly cheating on Megan Thee Stallion. “Who even is this guy?” the comedian quipped on the “Weekend Update” segment, before co-host Michael Che chimed in to say Patterson was a “world-famous pro basketball player.” “Wait a minute, there’s a WNBA for men? What would you even call that? The MNBA? … To me, he’s not Klay, he’s dirt,” Patterson added. 8 A “Saturday Night Live” comedian jokingly called out Klay Thompson for allegedly cheating on Megan Thee Stallion.
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